Jeff's online journal, ramblings, whatever.

StarLab: the Action

Hi. You may have gotten lost back there. I’ll fill you in.

When we got there, we set up, changed, and had a briefing on how to use the mission control station and such. Then, at 7:00 (we played Phase 10 until then) the girls launched off, leaving us boys in the hall to watch The Santa Clause. We took the huge blue air mattress and dragged it up and down the blue hall with the carpet on the walls. We dragged it almost to the little masking tape line by the drinking fountain. We couldn’t go past it or the security alarms would go off. Anyway, at 10:30 my shift for mission control came, right at the beginning of an emergency for the girls. They had gotten off course and ended up in Andromedan space. Somehow They had gotten hold of some Andromedan eggs and the nearest ship was an hour away. Through communication with the Andromedan ship StarLab learned They had to sing paternal songs to the eggs, but not the some one for more than one and ½ minutes. It was fun hearing them sing stupid songs over the ‘com. After They returned the eggs and got back on course, I had to go to bed (after watching Rocky & Bullwinkle videos).

When I woke up, there wasn’t much going on until the girls landed at 7:00 three hours later. Then They got out and all of the boys got in. We set up, and in 30 minutes we were off. We did our experiments until about 9:30 AM, when we received a very fast transmission. It seemed a ship was in this planet’s atmosphere and their radiation level rose rapidly, It took us a while to figure out we were the ship in the atmosphere, but it was too late, as They already sent a huge warship after us. Right here, I had to go to sleep, so when I woke up the emergency was over. We resumed our experiments until 1:20, when the ship came back, and I already wrote about that. Towards the end of the flight, we received some Latin song about somebody wanting to go to Finland. We asked Mercury (the closest planet) where it was coming from. It took us a long time to decode their whistling language, but finally we got their suggestion to hail the ship next to us, who had just de-cloaked. Turns out King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (of Monty Python) were on board, and wanted the Holy Grail. Not knowing what to do, we sent them a can of SPAM instead. Well, you know what song that inspired. Two hours later, we landed.

That’s about all I have to say about that.

Advertisements

One response

  1. The Andromedan eggs were medicine balls. There was a “3D Matter transporter” on board the StarLab with which we could send and receive items (which consisted of a compartment in the wall with a metal flap on both sides so mission control could take whatever we put in there and vice versa), which is how all this egg and Spam stuff happened. At this time I didn’t know that the Finland song was also a Monty Python thing. At least during that crisis the captain didn’t shove me in the back room again.

    January 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s